The road less cycled

The following passage, is admittedly, copied straight from Stephen Rees’s blog, who found it on The Onion. Enjoy.

“While, obviously, it is extremely unfortunate that this forest was raped, it should have known better than to show off its lush greenery and tall, strong trees in the presence of my client if it didn’t want anything to happen,” said lead defense attorney Dennis Schickle, speaking before a courtroom packed with members of the media. “It’s only natural for any red-blooded American developer to get ideas in its head when it’s presented with that kind of untouched beauty.”

Here’s the full link: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29690